Maasdam
by Trudy & Sid Kleiner
Eastern Caribbean
August 12, 2001
What We Liked About the Cruise:
Plenty of room to roam without shipboard congestion
Friendly, interactive staff
Ship was easy to board and exit
Nice movie-theater with free popcorn
Plenty of deck chairs and tables
Food and beverages available all afternoon
Afternoon tea with appropriate snacks and music
Afternoon coffee/tea bar with cappuccino, snacks, and other options
Easy to understand overhead announcement sound system
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Better-than-average cabins
Very nice captain's reception
Knowledgeable, affable, personable cruise director
Fast, readily available elevators
Good on-board direction-markers
Orderly, thoughtfully planned, embark and disembark procedures
Negatives about the Maasdam that are worth noting:
SMELL:
We'd read about the stench that greets newcomers when first traversing the
hallways. You eventually get used to the septic system-like odor, but it does
get things underway on a negative track. There should be some way of
deodorizing these areas.
DINING ROOM:
Food is served in a very attractive, upscale setting. We were warned that
Maasdam food is heavily salted, and it was just that. Despite our requesting
unsalted, non-spiced food, certain dishes were still very spicy and salty.
After sending back several entrees, we settled for plain vegetables
accompanied by a baked potato.
We felt that we were being pushed or rushed through our evening meal.
Staffers appeared to be eager to get us served and get us out of the dining
room. Succeeding courses were served in a rapid, staccato-like manner. Rather
than being able to enjoy a leisurely dinner, we felt that the service was
more like that of a fast-food eatery.
Table service during breakfast and lunch was varied and unpredictable. Some
guests didn't get their eggs without seeking out a server and inquiring about
their order. Dishes were served that weren't as ordered, or they were really
intended for someone else. Pastries and rolls are baked on board and are very
good. Bagels were served slightly charred, more often than not.
Maasdam's servers (other than for the baked Alaska) didn't do the typical
entertainment antics that we'd come to expect on other ships. They serve up
the food and smile a lot, but that's about it. Alex, our dining room steward
was concerned, accommodating and eager to right the wrongs of the kitchen
staff. He was fighting a losing battle. To be totally fair, several
tablemates praised the taste and appearance of some items that were served.
Our evaluation of the dining department is that it did not measure up to that
which we'd experienced on other cruise lines. Even the veggie burgers were
highly seasoned and salty.
Some other comments as respects our adventures in the dining room: We found
it quite incredible that guests who preferred soft drinks to tea or coffee
had to pay about $1.75 for the privilege of drinking Coke at the dining room
table. It is possible to purchase a one-week soft drink ticket, but
alternate, non-alcoholic beverages at the dinner table would appear to be a
part of the meal and should be complimentary. This is something we'd never
experienced on other cruise lines. Then too, if someone at our table were
celebrating a birthday or anniversary, the staff would serve the cake as
dessert, not asking guests if they'd also like to order from the dessert
menu. The flyer that is handed out for the kitchen tour is riddled with
spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors. For a ship that aims for
perfection, this is not really acceptable.
MOVIE THEATER:
The Maasdam's movie theater is easily accessed in the atrium area. The seats
were typical theater style, though somewhat on the hard side. The selection
of films was excellent but guests complained that the sound track was often
too soft and unintelligible. We expressed our complaint to the front desk and
the next film we viewed was definitely louder. However, when we returned to
watch a movie the next day, the sound track had defaulted to its lower-volume
status. Trudy went to the front desk and requested that they contact the
projection booth and ask the operator to turn up the volume once again.
Several minutes later the volume was turned up and we were able to enjoy the
movie. Unless the default is changed, or projectionists are told to crank up
the gain control, this would appear to be an ongoing problem. The theater
seemed to be liberally sprinkled with speaker systems, but the sound quality
did not measure up to the equipment that was in the room.
CABINS:
Our cabin had a large view window, ample storage space, a bathtub-equipped
bathroom, limited TV selections, remote control, and a very ingenious
switching system that enabled us to control almost all the room's lights from
our bed, fresh fruit and ice were supplied by the room attendant. Classical
music could be turned on by a control built into the bed's headboard. We were
advised to bring a clock-radio, but there wasn't an outlet at bedside to plug
it in. There isn't an electric-shaver outlet in the bathroom.
There were numerous complaints about the ship's air-conditioning system.
Several guests complained to us that their rooms were uncomfortably warm, and
nothing was done to resolve the problem. On Sunday morning, we observed
several floor fans being taken out of cabins that were down the hall from us.
Their usage confirms that these rooms were indeed uncomfortable and not
adequately air-conditioned. Since the ship was filled to capacity, room
changes were not an option. Various public areas seemed to be uncomfortably
warm too. The ship was immediately going out on a Western Caribbean cruise,
so it's doubtful that the apparent shortcomings in the air-conditioning
system were resolved prior to embarkation. Indications were that this was an
ongoing, unresolved problem.
Then there was the "toilet problem." Towards the mid-point of the cruise we
noticed that our toilet wasn't flushing on command. If we waited a
while-sometimes quite a while-the toilet would ultimately flush. But on the
final morning of the cruise it refused to flush at all. Trudy reported the
problem to our cabin steward while I sought out public restroom facilities.
Then, quite suddenly, without human intervention, the toilet started flushing
on its own. I'm glad I wasn't sitting on it when it decided to do the
self-flushing routine! Our cabin steward advised that a group of toilets in
this area of the ship were having similar problems. As was the case with the
air-conditioning, we doubt that repairs were made to assure that ensuing
guests wouldn't have to endure this inconvenience.
Finally, there were wide cracks in our bathroom sink. This, by itself, is not
a big deal. However, guests could interpret it as a sign that maintenance
crews are either unable or unwilling to make needed cabin repairs.
ENTERTAINMENT:
The Maasdam's activities and entertainment menu was not up to the level of
professionalism and intensity that we'd experienced on other ships.
Vegas-style reviews were not in evidence, although a small dance group did an
excellent job on the few occasions that they performed for us. The handbill
that provides biographical sketches of cast members is in dire need of a
healthy re-write. The ship's evening entertainment was anchored by a comedian
and a ventriloquist---fine performers but hardly a match for the
extravaganzas we'd enjoyed on previous cruises. The Maasdam's house band was
slick and professional, but some of the other musicians aboard the ship
lacked similar skills. The poolside steel drum band was on the loud side,
making conversation in the area almost impossible.
CONCLUSION:
The Maasdam is a gorgeous ship, but obviously in need of a routine overhaul.
Friendly, courteous staffers from Indonesia and the Philippines applied their
skills to help make our excursion pleasant and memorable. There was much to
commend, but based on our observations and the experiences of other
passengers, there is much that can be improved. We would've preferred to have
softer, more-comfortable seats in the public areas too.
Would we return for an encore? Possibly. But we'd check things out much more
thoroughly before embarking on another Holland America Line cruise.