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You Know You’re a Cruiser When …

Written by: Kuki

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy; along with some help from members of our CruiseMates message boards, I’ve created a “foxworthyesque” list of You Know You’re a Cruiser When…
-You know you’re a cruiser when you own more Aloha shirts than Hilo Hattie

- You know you’re a cruiser when you wear your Aloha shirts with plaid shorts.

-You know you’re a cruiser when you don’t know how to dance, but your vacation doesn’t start until you join a Conga line.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you walk into a restaurant and sit down with a perfect stranger.

-You know you’re a cruiser when you know what an Azipod is.

- You know you’re a cruiser when your complete vacation itinerary is changed, and you defend the cruise line’s right to change it.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you order 3 entrees in a restaurant, before realizing you’re at Burger King.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you’ve eaten seven times in one day… and bragged about it.

- You know you’re a cruiser when your bank account is overdrawn, but you have deposits on four upcoming cruises.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you spend 36 hrs. surfing the Net without looking at any pornographic web sites….but every web site that google brings up that starts with Cruise.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you find yourself saying hello to every person you pass by.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you order a Bloody Mary at 8:30 in the morning; and it’s on sale…. And the sale ends at 11:00 AM.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you put your bed in a walk-in closet, so you’ll feel like you have an inside cabin.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you calculate all major expenditures by how many cruises that money can buy.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you see your cruise friends more often than you see your family

- You know you’re a cruiser when you know the name of every waiter you’ve ever had, but have trouble remembering your kid’s names.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you have no idea islands in the Caribbean have airports.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you’re upset because your regular television program provider doesn’t carry CNN International, and a view from the bridge.

- You know you’re a cruiser when you don’t balk at paying the normal rate for a month of high speed internet to send one e-mail.

Feel free to add to the list… You know you’re a cruiser when…..

- A View From the Kuki Side of Cruising -

 

 

 

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Comments

Comment from Pixie Dust
Time January 19, 2011 at 6:35 pm

when you arrive on board as a passenger and leave as cargo.

Comment from Tim Butler
Time January 20, 2011 at 1:46 am

you know your a cruiser when you ask the cable installer if you can get the Denver stations for your local stations even in Jacksonville, FL

Comment from CBPete
Time February 23, 2011 at 8:16 pm

When you obsess over how many cruises are left until you reach the next “frequent cruiser” level. (Bonus points if you’re at the second tier or higher at more than one cruise line!)

Comment from Rick Sawyer
Time June 28, 2011 at 3:20 pm

You know your a cruiser when you spend a minimum of eight hours a day selling them and STILL cant stop talking about cruising in social gatherings.

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