Apologies in advance for the poor quality of this reply......
Every time I see this post come around, I can't help but think of an advert that used to run on commercial TV (television, not transvestites ;o) in the UK. It was for a range of lingerie, and came with the strapline
"Triumph has the bra for the way you are" !!!!
I now realise that Carnival Triumph have the full set of undies for whatever way you are ;o)
Sorry I did say it was poor, but hopefully raised a few smiles.
Alan & Katrina
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Next: NCL Jade August 2017
Then: P&O Ventura December 2017
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