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Old September 26th, 2008, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron n Jon
With apologies to the late Private Shultz

Velcome to Stalag Cruise Lines. You vill have a goot time but you vill not bring aboard anyzing that ve can zell to you. Nyne wine, nyne alcohol nyne potato chips unt nyne cameras. Ve vill zupply all zese at exhorbitant fees. Meters vill now be attached to the vater taps and you will pay per gallon of usage. Zingle zerving Zalt und Pepper shakers vill be zold by your vater who would appreciate a zubstancial tip. Stalag Cruise Lines insists that you vill have a goot time.
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