I believe Senator Kerry should immediately have a Senate hearing and draft the "Hotel Safety and Drunken Spring Break Safety Act".
For far too long hotels have allowed our drunken Spring Breakers to fall out of windows, have unprotected sex in the rooms and consume illegal substances in their rooms.
I believe that a Federal Marshall should be in EVERY hotel room to protect our children and idiot adults from themselves.
Hotels and resorts are far worse for safety and boorish, drunken behavior than a cruise ship ever was.
Party On Dudes,