wait. i can still tote a cooler of beer in belize, right?
don't tell him someone drowned on the cave tubing, then. you will also want to avoid 'samantha brown's weekend in belize.' she did the cave tubing and had the nerve to say 'some caves are so large, you may be in total darkness for up to 15 minutes.' paul was like 'HAIL NO!'. i knew i should have previewed that show!! then she goes wandering into some grimy off the beaten path restaurant that served cow foot soup. ew. fortunately she wrapped the show by swimming with sharks in their coral reef with some hunky local. i offered swimming with the sharks as an alternate and the lazy river raft somehow looked better. don't know if it was that samantha truly was afraid to get in the water or that she grabbed the hunk when he finally coaxed her in, or the fact that the sharks were about 4 ft long.......
heights are not for me. i did the arch in st louis when i was about 13. i got off that elevator and literally could not move. i laid down on the floor until my mom and brother were ready to leave. we live outside chicago now and i've never been in the sears tower or the hancock bldg. there's just no way. there are clouds up there! that's just not right.
41 days to go! whee!!