Hey Marty, thats a great post and sorry for laughing to myself but it made me think as I know your personal situation. Where are the posts from the disabled people that have been stuck on dining tables on a ship with complete abled bodied ashols for X number of nights???
This "complaint" has got to be two way. Can the disabled person who found themself dining with a complete bunch of morons and had to ask to be moved,,,please shout!!
If you have not used it so far I will give you the Maitre'D line to use. Hey you, I may be in a wheel chair and may have physical problems but that's no excuse to sit me with these able bodied morons. I cant sit or dine with people at least 20% below my IQ level, please move me as they are killing my brain listening to them.