Well Mike, although you had a fight and little sleep, it appears your wife at least took time to comb her hair and shave prior to embarkation, which, according to the photo is more than you did !!
And besides, no better place to make up than on a cruise!
Re/ the photos and prices, we always, even after 35 or so cruises take the embarkation photo as a souvenir, if nothing else to just look back over time and see how we've changed and too, sometime when we're gone, the kids and grandkids will have something to look and laugh at and hopefully say
" Mom and Dad had a good time."