Bellajolie I was going to give you a hard time. But I enjoyed your post to much. Fart bombs too good.
Plus I think the whole point of your post is smokers have areas to smoke it and non smokers have areas that are smoke free. If each side stays in their area there should be no problem. So just as a smoker shouldn't smoke in a non smoking area. A non smoking should not walk into a smoking area and expect everyone to stop smoking. Since I'm a non smoker who doesn't care (I'm not pregnant) then I can walk anywhere on the ship and be fine.