Okay - that's a sign that people definitely have different senses of humor. I thought the baby joke was the least funny.
I like this one "if you think this is bad, last week I was on Carnival."
and the morbid one (sorry Henry)...
"How close is the nearest land? two miles? which way? straight down!"
I am the editor, but I also speculate, ask questions and play devil's advocate. I reserve the right to change my mind.