We just finished a Gay Charter on my ship.
These are the most fun, profitable, and drama free cruises of the year.
The organizers of the Gay Cruise told me that whenever I see a man with earrings, there are three possibilities:
1. He is gay
2. He is a pirate
3. He is a gay pirate
What do you think?
Any male earring wearers out there willing to "fess up"???