- the value of a little white lie , eh?
The most "expensive" girlfriend I ever had is my wife - I give her so much money I feel like I married her. Oh ****, I did!
I married her because of the way she treated her dad - she always made sure he had dinner. Now, I realize I should have married a girl who made enough money that she could afford a cook.
Oh well, that's life.
But she gives a fantastic neck massage.