I've already posted my favorites, but I just returned from a cruise which featured the ABSOLUTE worst cruise director I've ever had the unfortunate luck to sail with. Malcolm Burn, currently sailing aboard the Carnival "Miracle", is TERRIBLE! He has no personality at all, and apparently, no management ability either! All of the ship board activities were screwed up, not available, or hosted by his staff with an "I don't give a damn" attitude. When I questioned why there was no passenger talent show, when all other 8 day cruises offered one, he told me that it was simply too much work, and he'd rather do something else. (I never did see what the "something else" was???) I'll go out of my way to NEVER sail with this clown again!