We live in a small town and personally know this one chap who does a lot of volunteer work along with being the towns only Santa-he must do at least 15 Santa gigs every year. He was telling me last week that a lady he didn't know approached him in the local grocery store and asked "Aren't you Santa who was at the Legions Kids Xmas Party?" He replied that yes, that was he but how did she know. Her answer? "There aren't too many Santas who wear a diamond stud ear ring." And just for the record, there is a Mrs. Clause.