Well, one of the least likely things for me to do in port is to go to the beach.
The second least likely would be to spend any time in a bar. Occasionally a tour includes lunch and it might be in a pub or restaurant with a bar, but otherwise that is not part of the scenic highlights to me.
And as far as seeing me in a bar at the beach ...
Now, one exception was the Copenhagen Ice Bar! That was indeed an experience!