Actually, I'm pretty much like Henry. Except that since I've only gone to the Caribbean and on the same itinerary three times, after the first time, the ports didn't intrigue me except the time we went to Bermuda. That was fascinating.
I even bought a pictorial history of the liner Queen of Bermuda and had a great discussion with the staff at the Dolphin sanctuary. The museum is also unparalleled when it comes to learning the history of the island in a rapid manner.