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Old July 27th, 2011, 10:41 AM
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This was not told to me as a joke, but as something I missed on the evening news while I was away on my recent cruise:

A reporter was interviewing the Dalai Lama, and at the end of the interview asked him, through the interpreter, if he would be interested in hearing a "Dalai Lama joke". Since he's a good natured guy, he said yes.

Reporter: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint, and...
Interpreter: What? Pizza joint?
Followed by a minute or so of explanation.
Reporter: The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and orders a pizza. The clerk asks what toppings he'd like. The Dalai Lama responds, "Make me one with everything."

At which point the reporter cracks up, the Dalai and the interpreter look lost, and the feed returns to the news anchor, who says, "Ohh....kay. And in other news..."
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