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Old July 28th, 2011, 05:56 PM
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Okay, another incident from real life...

A couple friends attended a concert a few nights ago. The gal got a well salted pretzel from one of the vendors outside the venue. After she ate it, she did not realize that her upper lip was crusted pretty badly with glazed salt -- that is, until she went to the Ladies' Room and happened to look into a mirror. But somebody from the security detail mistook the salt for some forbidden crystalline substance and followed her into the Ladies' Room thinking that she must be sky high to have that much crystal all over her face and was about to nab her when she started to clean it off. That gave her a bit of a scare.

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