Saw an article the other day about the strangest things Flight Attendants had been asked. I forget most of it but it included
Pas: Could the captain turn down the noise I can't get to sleep?
FA: You mean the engines?
FA: I'm sorry sir, we need the engines.
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015