I haven't been on a cruise since 1992. So I don't know how these things work.
But next April is our 20th anniversary, so I started looking into cruises.
Much to my shock, I noticed that there were Utah resident discounts.
We live 750 miles away from the nearest port and 60% of us don't drink alcohol, which makes for a very small bar bill.
If enough of us go on a Carnival cruise, will Micky trade Lebron James to the Utah Jazz?