But John you gotta eat something!
About midway through one of our cruises nothing on the menu of the day was floating my boat so I ordered the seafood selection from the "spa" menu. Our servers said in a beautiful Eastern European accent - "you don't want that, no taste". I guess she figured that I had made it that far through the cruise without watching my waist line that there was no reason to start now
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016, Royal 2017
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015