The lovely Mrs. Jones (Vita) just gave me my gift for this year, and it's exactly what I wanted! It's a Frank Sinatra Fedora! Black wool, with a black silk ribbon, and 1 1/2" brim. VERY classy indeed!
I've still got 3 VCR's around here Henry, and probably only 30 movies, so if your VCR ever breaks, let me know!