"Drunk guy falls off ship"
How come its never
"drunk guy falls off Las Vegas hotel balcony"
"drunk guy dives into empty pool on spring break"
I guess its because the one who fell off the ship SURVIVED, and isn't in a wheelchair. I guess 20/20 just proved a fall from a ship is more survivable than those on land.
20/20 doesnt say: Dont get blind-stinkin drunk - it may be hazardous to your health regardless of where you are.