Originally Posted by Rev22:17
Ah, no. I just move on while still sober. There's too much risk that they might pull some shenanigan one passes out.
You do understand the term "coyote ugly," don't you? That's when you wake up in the morning, realize how ugly she is, and gnaw off the arm on which she's sleeping so you don't have to wake her....
Double coyote ugly. Once you get away, you gnaw off the other arm and toss it in the dumpster. Because you know she'll be looking for a one armed man.