Well ok then,
Maybe I can just bring myself to picture him as a well-paid guest speaker on a Crystal cruise, no doubt staying in the Owner's Suite. The "riff-raff" on Crystal is slightly more filtered after all.
If it were on the Carnival Sensation, I would worry if the world were about to end.
Ive had the great misfortune of being in the same room as Regis, not once but twice. Both times, he was an insufferable Prima Donna to pretty much everyone.