As the editor of this fine site I watch over an email address called "customer service." This address was originally set up to help people in using our forums, and for our advertisers who may need some technical information.
Since we do not sell anything here, even t-shirts, we don't have any "customers" per se, But the email address gets used ALL the time by people who seemingly know nothing about cruising. Now, that is not a crime, but it does make for some funny emails.
So, I am going to start sharing some of the odder ones with you here: