First class room without first class service
Many airlines have added "Economy Plus" seats with additional legroom and slightly higher rates than regular economy. However these seats are the same width of other economy seats. How much would you pay for "expanded economy" seats that are wider than regular economy but you receive the same service as the rest of us unwashed, huddled masses?
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