Medical staff on cruise ships are there for emergency care of guests as well as to support the needs of the crew. Think of them as an immediate care clinic, not usually staffed by a chiropractor. Or bring Dr. G along with you.
A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
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