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Old January 21st, 2013, 09:24 AM
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I don't watch a lot of tv but I have seen 30 rock on occasion. Tina Fey is one of my favorite comedians. Now that the series is ending I found an article with some of the best one-liners from the series:

'Ugh, I hate January. It's dark and freezing and everyone's wearing bulky coats, so you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless' Liz

'Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs' Jack

'I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes' Jack

'When I was pageantizing, my mother told me there's only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough' Jenna

'Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets' Tracy

'A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory' Tracy

'Science is my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament' Kenneth

'Never follow a hippie to a second location' Jack

'I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut' Jack

'Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!' Tracy
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