I agree that the staff won't break you up - just the opposite. They will all be anticipating watching it on the security video the next day and having a good laugh.
It reminds of the comedian Sam Kinneson (may he rest in peace) who had a bit about buying a video camera and taping himself and his wife.
He said he expected to see something that looked like a porn video, but instead it looked like two whales fighting over the same spot on an iceberg.
I am the editor, but I also speculate, ask questions and play devil's advocate. I reserve the right to change my mind.