Love the phrase, pretty funny. If you read Dave and Paul's article you will see some of the fod shortage problems were inflicted by greedy passengers. Guess Carny should have locked down the buffet lines better.
You could probably graph passenger reactions based on prior travel experience.
A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Alaska 2014 - haven't picked a cruise yet
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, Caribbean 2013