Love the phrase, pretty funny. If you read Dave and Paul's article you will see some of the fod shortage problems were inflicted by greedy passengers. Guess Carny should have locked down the buffet lines better.
You could probably graph passenger reactions based on prior travel experience.
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by; John Masefield
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014, Regal 2014, 2016, Royal 2017
Star Clippers: Royal Clipper 2015