This is for those who live up north. We Texans don't like but understand the heat.
When the weather's very hot
And there's nothing cool to choose,
Then do the coolest thing I know
And set off upon a cruise.
So when the asphalt starts to melt
And your eggs get fried outside,
There's nothing like an ocean breeze
And a gentle calming tide.
And when the AC coughs and dies,
And you can't abide the heat,
An evening dancing on the deck
Is a thing that can't be beat.
Then, when the sun glows fiery hot,
And no clouds are to be seen,
The place for you is by the pool
On some fabled ocean queen.
So leave behind the burning sun
And embark on waves so blue,
For sailing's in your secret heart,
And to your heart be true.