I work for...
Wait a minute.
You almost caught me up.
I am not allowed to publicly announce my employer without suffering serious "feedback" from him.
Suffice it to say I work for a major cruise line that does not allow "frugal" passengers to bring bottles / boxes / cases of questionable wine onboard under the lame pretext that they are enlightened wine mavens.
Most of the passengers who try to smuggle wine and spirits onboard my ship are honest enough to admit that they are just cheap and trying to save a buck.
I admire that honesty.