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Old September 25th, 2013, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ship2shore View Post
Nope. More like the Carnival Harvest: (new class of ship)

-Sails up and down the Mississippi year-round
-"Down-home vittles" and 'shine served everywhere
-Hay rides around the jogging track, heck, why not square-dancing on the aptly-named "Promenade" deck
-Full rodeo where the ice rink usually is (best amateur bullrider wins a ship-on-a-stick, or becomes a "pax on a stick, or rather, horn")
-Grand Ol Opry in the showlounge
-Homecomin' parades in the atrium
-The Captain looks, and dresses just like Col. Saunders, Cruise Director is named Ellie Mae and the crew all wear jean overalls
-Passengers sleep on hay bales
-Pig-callin' contests by the pool, oh sorry, "ceeement pond"
-Lifeboats manufactured by Massey-Ferguson

-and theres nothing funnier than a Philipina crewmember saying "Howdy Y'all!"
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