if my husband tried that with me, then he would travel with nothing and would spend all his holiday money on new clothes, toiletries, etc whilst i sat in the bar/spa/by the pool laughing.
What do you mean this isn't how they eat onboard?
Queen Elizabeth 2 - Trans-Atlantic 2001
Queen Mary 2 - Caribbean - 2004
Queen Mary 2 - Mediterranean - 2004
QE2 40th Anniversary Round Britain Cruise.