Nitpicker---- one who picks nits.
Nitpickers are everywhere. They are on a continual hunt for nits to pick. Nitpickers are unhappy if they can't find any nits and will go to the extreme of manufacturing their own nits so thy can then nitpick with joy.
I think the nitpickers should have a cruise for nitpickers only. Wouldn't it be fun to see
a boatload of nitpickers on formal night???
But what would happen if the captain and all the staff on a nitpickers cruise were all nitpickers themselves ???
God, I need a cruise--come on September.