i just remembered a good one! this past december an old dowager sitting at our table ordered fish for dinner, VERY WELL DONE. when it arrived she complained to the waiter that it was not to her liking and that all the food was terrible, then she TASTED it and proclaimed it to be the best fish she ever ate! this was on the Norway 12/15/02, Windward dining room, so if you're out there you know who you are RED! she eventually realized the rest of us were sick of listening to it and did us a favor by switching tables! halleleujah!