Who let you out of your cave?
A "horror story" is when you get kidnapped, brutally raped, crucified, cut into small pieceds and eaten by a maniac.
Improperly cooked hamburgers and hot dogs are issues for people who clean toilets for a living and spend way too much time at sleazy bars in questionable parts of town.
You went on a special occasion cruise and complained about hamburgers !!!!???
Get a life.
Next time, take a bus.