I loved your response!! I think anyone putting up with the freezing cold would be happy to be at any beach right now. I understood where you were coming from. It seemed like just a cute remark to me. But I guess breeze is seriously trying to make a decision. Must be nice. I have only been to Orient Beach and loved it. However, I also, would not bring children to a clothing optional beach. Have a great time and enjoy the beach. I do not thine all of Orient Beach is clothing optional, though.