Gee, its really a shame that Carnivore Lines doesn't "do" Hawaii or Tahiti yet. They certainly cater to "a younger more lively crowd". But then, so do LegoLand and Chucky Cheese Pizza.
Perhaps Disney would consider creating a ride in one of their parks that merely simulates a cruise. Instead of having to actually travel with a bunch of nasty old AARP Commandos, it would be stocked only with funloving beautiful people, just like you, who don't "like to enjoy the view!".(No offense.)
Come to think of it, there are already some pretty good video games and virtual reality simulators, so you might just be able to play "let's pretend" with your Play Station without leaving your room.
Party On Dude!