We have a whole section devoted to cruise gripes, but let me ask you here...
What gets your goat enough to wanna kill?
Tipping the Maitre D' you didn't see for the entire cruise?
Waiters who stand around the buffet area flirting with girls while you stand on your chair waving your empty coffee cup over your head?
The inimitable chaise hogs who reserve chairs with a paperback and a towel while they nap in their cabins.
Bingo announcements coming in your cabin just when you've dozed off.
You tell us... what gets steam coming out of your ears?