On a recent cruise, I didn't realize until someone pointed it out to me that my black sequined skirt was split up the back, "All the way to Kansas."
Fortunately, it was lined.
But the worst was going on an all-day dive on Cozumel. Things were a lot more casual back then. We were at the lunch beach and I was taking a bit of sun wearing my bikini bottom only. (Kansas was a lot more attractive back then.)
After a snooze, I noted a gentleman wearing a T-shirt advertising my home town in Iowa (near Kansas). OMIGAWSH I hissed to Queeg, It's my cousin !!!
The cousin did live in Kansas at that point.
I rapidly threw on Queeg's shirt and sloped over in the cousin's direction. It would have been rude not to do so.
It wasn't the cousin, but his doppelganager who still lived in the old home town. And who was then my dad's insurance agent.
Have YOU had a most embarassing moment?
pamda -- CM First Time Cruisers Hostess