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Old July 2nd, 2001, 06:49 AM
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Default Re: Favorite Cruise Jokes

This isn't a cruise joke...but the only GOOD joke told by a particular comedian on our last cruise...won't mention his name:

"My wife is very thrifty. She tells me I am going to be cremated.....she has a coupon....(ready for this?)

Only problem is, it has an expiration date!"

That was a DEPENDS moment for me...and I could not catch my breath and the tears rolled. One of these days I will learn to wear waterproof makeup to these cruise shows.

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