This isn't a cruise joke...but the only GOOD joke told by a particular comedian on our last cruise...won't mention his name:
"My wife is very thrifty. She tells me I am going to be cremated.....she has a coupon....(ready for this?)
Only problem is, it has an expiration date!"
That was a DEPENDS moment for me...and I could not catch my breath and the tears rolled. One of these days I will learn to wear waterproof makeup to these cruise shows.