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Old July 24th, 2001, 10:27 PM
bow2stern
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Default Re: Top 10 signs your on a really bad cruise.

There's a Beater, in the front of the Show Lounge, banging a drum and saying, "Stroke....stroke....stroke...."

The maitre d' is 6'4" and weighs about 110 pounds....

The only two songs the band plays are "My Heart Will Go On," and "There's Got To be A Morning After."

The Captain's morning announcements begin, "Good morning, and welcome aboard the Andrea Doria...I mean the s/s.................."

At the napkin folding demonstration, they show you how to fold a triangle...
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