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Old July 25th, 2001, 03:47 PM
Joschmo Joschmo is offline
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Default Re: Top 10 signs your on a really bad cruise.

The captain announces, "I have some bad news and some really bad news.."

Movies shown continuously are Titanic, Jaws, Moby Dick and other similar movies.

Crew have life jackets on, "just in case."

Towel animals all look like whales and sharks.
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