To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Master Card, Master Card, plastic all the way,
Oh what fun it is to charge a cruise or two or three!
Visa too, Visa too, Discovery and American Express,
Oh what fun the cruise will be, till the checkbook has less than less!
Sailing on a ship, on the beautiful open sea,
O'er the waves we go, smiling all the way.
Next verse, take it away....