I went on a nudist cruise once...only problem I really encountered was I never knew where to put my keys.
Everyone thought I worked on the ship, because I carried a guitar with me everywhere I went.
They even had a nude wedding onboard. The bride was asked .. do u take this man? And she said... I was going to, but I think I'll take that fellow over there.
OK... none of the above is factual, but it could happen <VBG>