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Old June 16th, 2004, 05:06 AM
marvholly marvholly is offline
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Default Rules for Hosekeeping

Found this on another unrelated board.

> 1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
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> 2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
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> 3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
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> 4. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.
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> 5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
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> 6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
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> 7. I don't put things away because ... my husband will never be able to find them again.
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> 8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
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> 9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
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> 10. I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
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