While these are funny I do have to point out that they are untrue. There is a website out there with actual Stalla Awards on it, and a link indiciating that the above are fake. BTW, I don't disagree that the legal system has gone nuts, but just wanted to say that these specific cases are urban legends. Have a nice day!
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