A joke said by Billy Connelly heard from a dude in "Millers Flat" NZ.
A mounted police man pulls over a wee boy after dark on a bicycle just after christmas.
He asks the boy, "Did Santa give you that bike for christmas?"
The boy says. "Yes".
The police man says. "You need to write to Santa and ask him to send you a set of lights for your bicycle, as it is incomplete without them."
The boy agrees.
As the boy is about to leave he asks the mounted policeman., "Did Santa give you that horse for Christmas?".
The officer says,"Yes. Why?"
The boy says, "You need to write to Santa and ask him why the D**k is on the top of the horse and not the bottom?"
Sorry if this offends, but it made me laugh!
Post Edited (02-27-05 03:20)